We're in danger - so beware.
Mixed up zombies everywhere.
A drink or the car is a reason enough.
for their brains to go wild and they start to play tough.

They are harmless lay-a-bouts.
They're not bold and never to loud.
But their boredom and their jealousy,
make 'em break out of their privacy.

So you better watch out.
Watch out for the assholes on fire.
To be an asshole is their only desire.
Watch out, watch out.
If you don't wanna be in their file,
under victims of the assholes on fire.
Watch out, watch out.

The assholes on fire, the assholes on fire, the assholes on fire.

Day by day they mince about,
the living dead they're all around.
If they knock on your door when you're havin' a party,
a few drinks more and the trouble's startin'.

They are here since men exist.
May be you are on their list.
I beg of you to listen to me,
and take a look in the books of history.

So you better watch out.
Watch out for the assholes on fire.
To be an asshole is their only desire.
Watch out, watch out.
If you don't wanna be in their file,
under victims of the assholes on fire.
Watch out, watch out.

The assholes on fire, the assholes on fire, the assholes on fire.
Watch out! (6x)
This time it's war.
The assholes on fi